It's that time again!
It's a time of celebration, a moment where we share and spread the spirit of commercialised Christmas, where we exchange presents and hope that every one got what they wished for, generate more income for the big companies, feed the addiction of lavish lifestyles of the old man in the company with round bellies and overweight CEO's with enough fat to generate electricity for a small city, and watch them get a new house for their mistress so that they keep both wives and tax officers away from their fortune, while we sulk at first sight of the unwrapped presents.
Most of you forget that there's an alternative way to celebrate christmas. The proper way. Since most of you do not think much about the birth of Christ, and enjoy singing "Rudolph the red nose reindeer" than "What child is this", and hope that Santa comes down your non-existent chimney than the coming of Christ, and wishes for global warming so that the weather gets haywire and start snowing in the tropics. This is what you do. You spend time with the friends around you.
With alcohol.
What else could you possibly ask for? Everyone takes a sip (2 sips/cups/mugs depending on the individual), gets high and happy, start shouting like mad mans on the streets which relieves stress, talk about things you normally wouldn't whisper about, secret affairs, crushes, who you killed and not feelings embarrass about it, because everyone will be laughing their ass off no matter what you say. This my friends, is the best way to celebrate Christmas and I urge you, everyone single one of you, to treasure this moment because it only comes around once a year, a moment that can never be returned but always kept in our memories.
Ahaks. I kid. Except for the last part.
Merry X'mas everyone, hope you have a blast no matter how you celebrate. And please slow down on the booze, drink responsibly, don't end up like this kid right here. Psssh, what was he thinking?!
