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Shenyang's Life History.

20 years ago, nurses in Elizabeth Hospital in Kota Kinabalu welcomed the birth of a person with extraordinary talents unknown to man. He was king. He had everything he wanted and more. He got his grandad to piggybag him anytime he wanted, he also asked his elder to imitate the sound of lizards which amuses him and to take him to the playground at his command irrespective of time.

18 years ago, this boy had his special talents superseded. Because another King was born. Although he was inferior in terms of rank, he still got what he wanted by superior means of intimidation. Most of the time.

16 years ago, this boy was forced to attend pre-school, againts his will. He fought mightily and resisted temporary deportation to the institution, but he failed to succeed. Education eroded his intelligence and kept his thinking in a box filled with Peter & Jane and tambourine banging. He did not like being seen in this condition, especially not infront of his first crush which he still remembers today. He ended pre-school education with a stage performance of the turtle and the rabbit, which he took role as the rabbit and his best friend then, the turtle. They never talked much to each other ever since.

14 years ago, this boy enrolled into primary school. He did not resist after multiple brain-washing sessions took place in pre-school. Here he witness lewd acts of 6 year olds. A girl lifting up her skirt showing her panties to another boy held down by two other accomplices of the girl. This event left a scar in his childhood, tormented the eyes and corrupted minds of every witness to this event.

13 years ago, this boy discovered the skill of make belief statements by accident. He hid a book titled "how to draw" and bookmarked the page of a sketch picture of a women's breast under his bed because he was unable to comprehend what interest him so much about the lump of fat. When the book was discovered he used logic. "Who the hell would hide something like that under his own bed? I've never seen the thing before, it must be the other King, he wants to put me to blame!". Eureka.

12 years ago, this boy mastered the art of balancing on 2 wheels. He also discovered football, which he enjoyed playing with total strangers in the field behind his house. He also mastered the art of opening the doors and gate silently to elude detection whenever he escaped to the field without the knowledge of his superiors. Being stealth also led him to other discoveries which he will not describe at this point.

10 years ago, this mischievous boy understood and appreciated the concept of solitude, started questioning his very existence. Here he also met another great guy which he knows till now.

9 years ago, this mischievous naughty boy acknowledged the cane after skipping tuition classes for 3 months.

8 years ago, this mischievous naughty boy finally managed to defeat his superior in badminton, and he completed primary school and sweared that he'll never write chinese again.

7 years ago, this kid discovered pokemon, digimon and porn.

6 years ago, he was still addicted to porn and pokemon, and discovered cybercafes.

5 years ago, his computer broke down and he didn't continue his porn watching habit. However, he was still addicted to pokemon. He also helped out with the Ghost House project for canteen day.

4 years ago, this teenager finally acknowledges that he was afraid of girls. This didn't help him at all when he was interested in this girl.

3 years ago, this teenager was still afraid of talking to girls. He headed Ghost House 2, and managed great financial success. His friend of 7 years totally foiled his plans to get the girl he liked to the Ghost House which he managed to ask her to have a visit. This was done through the PA system directly facing the main crowd with something along the lines of, "This is a dedication coming from Chin Shenyang, going out to XXX with a message I love you." I hated the song [Daniel Beningfield-If you're not the one] ever since.

2 years ago, this teenager got his boring ass into form 6. He was forced to overcome his phobia of the other sex to adapt. Great success, but was also left to pick up pieces of his shattered heart.

1 year ago, this teenager studied his ass off and managed considerable success.

This year, this young adult enrolled into Malaysia's most prestigious university and things are looking good so far.

What's next for the next 20 years? I'll tell you the first installment of the next 20 year story, the next year that starts tomorrow.

Have a good 2007 everyone!